I’m so sad that nobody has asked my opinion on the Scottish referendum, and the vote is tomorrow and I never got a chance to shrug my shoulders and say “I don’t really know.” Even though that would have been a lie, ‘cause I do know about these things, but I’m certain that if I had at any point been asked about my opinion on the matter I would have most definitely pretended not to have one. But now it’s too late.

Woman in heels. (Botched)

Woman in heels. (Botched)

Admirer.

Admirer.